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  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
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"I’m probably gonna have a little girl and I’m gonna go to prison for the rest of my life ‘cause the first dude that comes down my driveway that looks, acts, talks anything like me, I’m gonna stab him. Multiple times. On the spot. Can I say that? Fair enough, right? True story. Prison. There ya go."

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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

(via johndeere-green)

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algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

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theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

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seasons-of-lov3:

  1. No bugs
  2. Warm Sweaters, Boots & Comfy Clothing
  3. Halloween
  4. Thanksgiving
  5. Christmas
  6. New Years
  7. Soup
  8. Cozy Blankets & Cuddling
  9. Hot Chocolate & Pumpkin Spice Lattes
  10. Beautiful Snow
  11. Gorgeous Autumn Trees
  12. Crisp Air
  13. Pumpkin Picking
  14. Rockefeller Centre Christmas Tree in NYC
  15. The Scents & Tastes
  16. Christmas & Halloween Movies and TV Specials
  17. The Atmosphere & Lights & Decorations
  18. No Bugs
  19. No Bugs
  20. No Bugs

(via playon-always)

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